14 yr old Asian Whitney Boy.

This kid is amazing... Holy shitface...

Friday MasterClass.

I love how on Masterchef, Masterclass all the contestants are forced to make comment on the judges dish and they all try to say something about 'how something or other really brings out the flavour' and all seem to agree on how great the judge chef cooks. If that were me, I would love to just outright say 'this tastes like shit' and watch the greek or english dude just lose his nut hahaha.

On another note, why I'm at home on a Friday night watching masterclass, switching to 'Better homes and gardens'? I don't know... but I've learnt 2, no 3 very important lessons.. sugar retards the rice, you can substitute agar agar with gelatin and the greek judge chef dude shakes a lot when he talks.

I need a holiday.

I was looking through my fisheye holga pics... Some of my NY faves

I miss me...

So I have been ridiculously busy at work, trying to fit time for study, dance, family, friends, my bf and most important of all for my sanity- me... Time which I seriously miss right now.

Being so spreadly thin, makes me extremely unhappy. Equilibrium needs to be restored somehow. On top of it all its getting cold and the rain has been persistent. This whether sucks balls... Also another thing dampening my spirits....

Perhaps I am also feeling this way given the crazy week. I believe I had my first chest pain as a result of stress the other day at work... I can't believe I give that much of a shit. I've had stress headaches and a few sleepless nights in the past. I thought in the last 2 years I'd become quite resilient and mostly take things in stride. But for whatever reason, there it was... I thought I was having a heart attack.When I got home I realised that I need to take a chill fucking pill. I considered drinking a bottle of red and realised we're out of my fave.

So plan for the weekend to aid my overworked self- do shit all, unwind, drink plenty of red, spend some quality time with boy and me.

Royalet Elite...

We spent a lovely day  wondering around the home show yesterday. There were some great stands about all things home, but one stand in particular I noticed a huge crowd of people all gathered round. Naturally, I wanted to get in on the action so I scooted my way through the crowd to see what the fuss was all about. When I finally got to the front there was a guy putting on a demonstration for the most incredible product out:

The 'Royalet Elite'

  

(And when I say demonstration, I don't mean that the guy was on it with the sunday paper hahaha) He was simply working the many incredible features on this baby.

My favourite features bolded below:

• Two nozzle system - His and Hers
• Adjustable nozzle positioning
• Adjustable water temperature
• Adjustable water pressure
• Massage feature (nozzle moves back & forth)- Not sure how this works exactly haha but massages are good.
• Rhythmic pulse feature 
• Anti-microbial seat
• Heated seat with adjustable temperature
• Self cleaning nozzle
• Hydraulic "anti-slam lid and seat
• Warm air drying with adjustable air temperature
• Deodoriser
• Built-in air freshener
• Wash & dry one touch button function
• Power save function
• Built-in pump
• Water purifying filter
• Human sensor

I found it amusing that these were selling like hot potatoes. For those interested, you can purchase one of these for just $1600 a pop. It's an expensive replacement for toilet paper but it has 'a nozzle that moves back & forth' & 'rhythmic pulse feature' so there may be something more to it for some hahahahaha.

I heart Etta James.

One of my favourite songs to chill to.

Enjoy!