Flush it or Wax it.

Every time I walk into the cubicle and find a nasty surprise- pubic hair on the toilet seat, i think:

- Why didn't the woman before me do a sanitary check & clean before leaving?
Is it so hard to be considerate of your fellow woman?
And secondly-
- Ummm Brazilian much?

I don't believe in pubic hair. I know most of my gfs live by the same edict and I would guess that nowadays, it has to be part of most women's maintenance routines. But for those of you who don't rock the 'bare down there' look & feel, I totally respect that but please keep it in your pants or at least flush it down if you're moulting.

Thanks.

I'm a Perfect Artist

Aside from missing my parents terribly since moving out of home, I have also been missing the 10,000 song catalogue- magical magic mic my dad has at home. I totally miss belting Whitney, Mariah, Spice girls for hours and hours, putting on my own concert for my parents and next door neighbours.

Alas, since we don't have karaoke over at our place I made do with singing in the shower. This didn't really give me the same satisfaction as the magical magic mic, as my shower head can't give me a score out a 100 and it cant tell me that I sing like a 'Superstar' or that I'm a 'Perfect artist'.

So I went in search of a temporary substitute and luckily enough I didnt have to go far. I am now obsessed with finding karaoke songs on youtube!

I can now belt Whitney, Mariah, spice girls and lately Beyonce for hours and hours, putting on my own concert for lionel and our upstairs neighbours. To top it off lionel always give me a 100 score and tells me I'm the most beautiful-est 'Superstar Perfect Artist'. hahahah

So I thought I would share with you my new found joy.

For my opening act to engage the crowd (Lionel) with my amazing vocal ability I sing:



Then to lighten the mood and get the crowd dancing i sing:


& to finish it off & so the crowd can leave feeling inspired I love to sing a classic:



Enjoy.

Things that make me say Shit!

1. Getting to the front door and realising I left my keys in the house
2. Running for the bus and still missing it
3. Dropping my iphone and cracking the screen
4. Finding out that it would take a week to fix the screen of my iphone
5. Dropping my iphone after i just got the screen fix
6. When the car doesnt start cause I drained the battery by leaving the lights on over night
7. Doing 6. repeatedly
8. Busting two lights in a week and not being able to change the light bulbs because of our high ceilings
9. Having 6 & 8 happen while the bf is away overseas
10. When you drop the kids off at the pool and realise there's no toilet paper

Sweet Sweetest Berry

I've always liked Guy Sebastian, by far the most talented Aussie idol ever. I can't say that I'm totally fanatical about him. But I would have to say he does a marvellous job of this amazing song:



Enjoy!

xoxo

Sunday Delight

Yesterday we went to Audley at the Royal National Park. It was a glorious Sunday arvo. Relaxed with David Ryan Harris tunes playing. Blue skies, warm weather, a couple of glasses of red, King Island blue cheese with cabernet paste and great friends. What a Perfect Sunday.

My Top 5 Projects:

1. Starting a look book

2. Painting feature walls in our study and main bedroom

3. Becoming a samba queen
4. Planning next overseas trip with the bf
5. Researching properties in Las Vegas!


Project Updates:

1. Starting a look book: Have 2 looks to post, but since my camera is broken I haven't been able to take proper pics. I really can't wait to join the collective fashion-conscious. But happy to report that I will be returning to my snap-happy/camera whoring self this week when the bf picks me up a new shiny camera
2. Painting feature walls in our study and main bedroom: Went to Bunnings the other day and chose out our colours: Chocolate Glimmer Metallic & Pewter Illusion Metallic.
3. Becoming a samba queen: I took my first class last week. My butterfinger guts and my steak-rump went through shock treatment with all that booty shaking. Oooh Yeah. Tonight will be my second class. I want a svelt super sexy bod like those b-faces. If I had their bods I would have no problems walking around in a g-string everywhere not just dancing in one.
4. Planning next overseas trip with the bf. Hopefully the boy can get time off work. I need a holiday. One where we would have no where to be, but to be, which would involve lots of beer and good food.
5. Researching properties in Vegas! Yes, I hope to have a holiday/party home in Vegas. Totally random but since my parents loved it so much there when they went on a big US adventure, they have asked me if i would like to 'chip in' for a place. Where is that spare $100k i had lying around?? But anyways, if it turns out to be a viable investment, I will sell my body if it means I have an amazing apartment in Vegas.